A dark cloud cry

On a day like today,
I look into the sky,
I saw the sun's bright rays,
And a dark cloud cry.

White clouds dancing with joy,
Rainbows singing in mirth,
The dark cloud didn't enjoy,
Much has changed since his birth.

He remember the days where he used to smile,
He remember the days where he used to laugh,
But those days are far back, lagging by miles,
Now all he ever get is his heart in half.

The dark cloud has many friends,
Friends that care and meet his ends,
His laughs and smiles, some are pretends,
He acts like he's the perfect man.

Though his exterior is big and ruthless,
He knows very well it's a losing war,
For all men share a similar weakness,
Their feelings and thought will set them afar.

Why cloud why? Why are you crying so much?
Was it love or hate or jealousy's crush?
Refusal to disclose but I felt his touch,
He's hurt, not ready, but there's no need to rush.

On a day like today,
I look into the sky,
I saw the sun's bright rays,
And a dark cloud cry.

There's happiness in every gay

And there's gayness in every happy man :D

Holy Crap

Long time ago, an angel shitted. This shit is one of a kind. The texture is not too hard not too soft. It's not too smelly yet it has the distinctive smell of shit. It's not too yellow, not too dark brown. It's neither too moist nor too dry. The thickness is average and the length blends with its girth perfectly. This was indeed, the most perfect piece of shit ever created. After the angel shitted, he realized the shit was too perfect to be flushed, and so he presented it to the council of holiness, where all the greatest angels meet. They too agree that this shit was the most perfect shit ever made. One cannot have too much fibre and must eat the exact right materials to create such a magnificent shit. And so the council decided to protect this shit at all cost, so that future generations can also enjoy the greatness of this shit.

However, one day an angel accidentally opened the lever and the shit dropped into earth. Mr. Dickinson Visionary, the father of Dictionary, was walking by the gardens when suddenly *PLOOP*. He yelled HOLY CRAP! And from that day on, this phrase is famous for all of mankind.

The end

Naughty :P *updated*

Lately I have a serious case of "itchy balls" disease. Always almost time for a friendly encounter or event with some friends, I will make some sort of commotion that will make things awkward for me to attend that event. So now I'm thinking, will it still be ok for me to go? Personally, I don't feel like going at all. But the thing is, I can't. Because I know her reasons of being insecure, and I know she treats me just like a smaller brother(not so much lately, doesn't even call me sai lo anymore), so if I don't go, might make her feel disappointed. Then again, I have been doing alot for her lately, until I got sick wei :P! Maybe I should learn from my "sifu" to slowly drift away from the group LOL! Dunno la... somebody come and help me decide please.
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ROAR! Decided adi XD! I'm gonna continue sticking to the group and my very insecure kar zhe! Haha! BBQ mou? :P! Lets hope no awkwardness tonight. Gun-butt-teh(its a type of japanese tea which means "do your best") XD!

Random Quote 1

People once said, don't look down on an apple for its size and insignificance, because an apple a day can keep the doctors away, and doctors save lives...hence apples kill lives

Sighs

Is it me or am I sometimes under-appreciated? I know my friends treat me quite well...its just that, from that few closer friends, I somehow always expected more. I'm greedy ain't I? Sigh...Oh well...that's life. I don't treat them any better anyway right? Sighs

A shadow only exist if there is light...

Yes, that is physics, but no, I'm not discussing about wavelengths and frequencies of visible light. Instead, I'm going to explain what it means by that expression.

Meanings :
1) If there's no good, then there's no bad, because we have nothing to compare bad with.

2) The more we're afraid of the dark(shadow), the more we'll try to find a source of light to fight it, but in reality, it is this light we're trying to find(aka avoiding, trying too hard to solve a problem, etc) that's causing the shadow to last. Sometimes, all we have to do is switch off the light, and just do what we do everyday, continue living.

3) Some things last long because we're still having hopes in them

4) Light travel in straight line and the shadow is merely the absense of light due to an obstacle blocking its path

That's all. Which meaning applies to you? All? None? It's up to you to decide. Til the next time...