A dark cloud cry

On a day like today,
I look into the sky,
I saw the sun's bright rays,
And a dark cloud cry.

White clouds dancing with joy,
Rainbows singing in mirth,
The dark cloud didn't enjoy,
Much has changed since his birth.

He remember the days where he used to smile,
He remember the days where he used to laugh,
But those days are far back, lagging by miles,
Now all he ever get is his heart in half.

The dark cloud has many friends,
Friends that care and meet his ends,
His laughs and smiles, some are pretends,
He acts like he's the perfect man.

Though his exterior is big and ruthless,
He knows very well it's a losing war,
For all men share a similar weakness,
Their feelings and thought will set them afar.

Why cloud why? Why are you crying so much?
Was it love or hate or jealousy's crush?
Refusal to disclose but I felt his touch,
He's hurt, not ready, but there's no need to rush.

On a day like today,
I look into the sky,
I saw the sun's bright rays,
And a dark cloud cry.

There's happiness in every gay

And there's gayness in every happy man :D

Holy Crap

Long time ago, an angel shitted. This shit is one of a kind. The texture is not too hard not too soft. It's not too smelly yet it has the distinctive smell of shit. It's not too yellow, not too dark brown. It's neither too moist nor too dry. The thickness is average and the length blends with its girth perfectly. This was indeed, the most perfect piece of shit ever created. After the angel shitted, he realized the shit was too perfect to be flushed, and so he presented it to the council of holiness, where all the greatest angels meet. They too agree that this shit was the most perfect shit ever made. One cannot have too much fibre and must eat the exact right materials to create such a magnificent shit. And so the council decided to protect this shit at all cost, so that future generations can also enjoy the greatness of this shit.

However, one day an angel accidentally opened the lever and the shit dropped into earth. Mr. Dickinson Visionary, the father of Dictionary, was walking by the gardens when suddenly *PLOOP*. He yelled HOLY CRAP! And from that day on, this phrase is famous for all of mankind.

The end

Naughty :P *updated*

Lately I have a serious case of "itchy balls" disease. Always almost time for a friendly encounter or event with some friends, I will make some sort of commotion that will make things awkward for me to attend that event. So now I'm thinking, will it still be ok for me to go? Personally, I don't feel like going at all. But the thing is, I can't. Because I know her reasons of being insecure, and I know she treats me just like a smaller brother(not so much lately, doesn't even call me sai lo anymore), so if I don't go, might make her feel disappointed. Then again, I have been doing alot for her lately, until I got sick wei :P! Maybe I should learn from my "sifu" to slowly drift away from the group LOL! Dunno la... somebody come and help me decide please.
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ROAR! Decided adi XD! I'm gonna continue sticking to the group and my very insecure kar zhe! Haha! BBQ mou? :P! Lets hope no awkwardness tonight. Gun-butt-teh(its a type of japanese tea which means "do your best") XD!

Random Quote 1

People once said, don't look down on an apple for its size and insignificance, because an apple a day can keep the doctors away, and doctors save lives...hence apples kill lives

Sighs

Is it me or am I sometimes under-appreciated? I know my friends treat me quite well...its just that, from that few closer friends, I somehow always expected more. I'm greedy ain't I? Sigh...Oh well...that's life. I don't treat them any better anyway right? Sighs

A shadow only exist if there is light...

Yes, that is physics, but no, I'm not discussing about wavelengths and frequencies of visible light. Instead, I'm going to explain what it means by that expression.

Meanings :
1) If there's no good, then there's no bad, because we have nothing to compare bad with.

2) The more we're afraid of the dark(shadow), the more we'll try to find a source of light to fight it, but in reality, it is this light we're trying to find(aka avoiding, trying too hard to solve a problem, etc) that's causing the shadow to last. Sometimes, all we have to do is switch off the light, and just do what we do everyday, continue living.

3) Some things last long because we're still having hopes in them

4) Light travel in straight line and the shadow is merely the absense of light due to an obstacle blocking its path

That's all. Which meaning applies to you? All? None? It's up to you to decide. Til the next time...

Life = game

Life is like a video game. Sometimes you find surviving easy especially when all obstacles are easily overcome and you have a big party of strong allies. But its not always the same level of hardness throughout the game. Sometimes there's puzzles you need to solve and other times there can be big bosses or very strong enemies that is almost impossible to overcome. Worse of all, at times like those, you might even be left alone to overcome it by yourself. But unlike video games, there are no restart buttons in life. Once you've made a wrong decision and that's it. You lose. But of course, I believe that there is no such thing as a dead end. I'm sure no matter how high you fall, and how hard you land, just as long as you have the strength to stand back up, you can "restart" this game. Easy to say, hard to do.

Whatever happens, just keep one thing in mind. Keep fighting and you'll definitely end up a winner....(its true...even in games the more you fight the more exp you gain and the stronger you'll become :D)

A Horror Story(1/2)

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A Horror Story(2/2)

*read part 1/2 first ok*


11:24 pm

Alex : As you all know, I am not very careful with my belongings. Remember Mr. Lai's extra class? We had BBQ that night. I accidentally left my phone in college too. Mysteriously, it ended up in 3.14 as well. I was foolish back then. I came alone around midnight and there is this green ghost who has a grudge on any Taylorian. He killed me. Now my soul is condemned to be in Taylor's forever.

Mun : Oh my...*tears on the eye*

Seng : You poor thing... Hey, just now in Physics Lab 4, we were attacked by that thing too. But we're still alive. Why didn't he kill us?

Alex : I don't know... I was too afraid of him to fight him. But fortunately, he left the two of you there without hurting any of you. I took that opportunity to transport you up here.

Seng : Oh...thank you so much Alex.

Mun : *wipes tears* Hey there's my phone! Lets get out of here. Sunny are you coming with us?

Alex : No I'm afraid not. My soul will be stuck in my phone forever. I don't know where is my phone now. I cannot reincarnate without finding my phone. So I'm stuck here forever.

Seng : Hey don't worry man. I'll definitely try to find your phone as soon as possible so you can rest in peace. But our priority now is to escape alive to fight another day. We have to eliminate this green ghost somehow.

Alex : Agreed. I can't sense his presence yet. I think its safe for you two to run now. RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!

Mun : Sunny!.....

*Seng pulls Mun out and started running downstairs*


11:48pm

Mun : Come on Seng...only a few more steps and we'll reach the gate.

Seng : *gasping for air* yes I see the guardhouse....

Green Ghost : Leaving so soon?

Mun : HELP! SECURITY! HELP US!!!

Green Ghost : Nobody can help you now...look around you!

*as Mun turns 360 degrees at her position, 7 bodies of her friends and security guard are floating at the midst of space, each died in a hanged manner but cause of death ranges from eaten torso, smashed head to even loss of lower half of the body....*

Mun : *SCREAMS*

*suddenly, everything appeared to have ceased for a moment, as if the Universe stopped revolving at that moment*

Seng : Listen...I'm going to do something very stupid now...and I want you to run as fast as possible to the gate....Here's Ivan's car keys. I know you don't have license but you'll have to do it. I know you can do it. Alright?

*Seng charges toward the ghost and attempts to attack it*

Seng : RUN NOW!

*Mun, crying and feeling useless and sad, runs like her life depends on it towards the gate.*

11:54pm

*Just a few inches to the gate, the green ghost appears suddenly in front of her*

Green Ghost : Look at your plumply ol friend there.

Seng : *bloody all over, with his life hanging by the threads* run....run.....run....*died*

Mun : My friends....they're all gone....Why do you do this to us! What have we done to you? You might as well kill me now....I dowan to live already!

Green Ghost : Friends? Friends are useless! When I was barred from The Web, I asked my friends, my best friends, for their student ID so that I can enter. They laughed at me, teased me, stepped all over me. I hate my friends, I hate Taylorians, I hate THE WORLD! If you want to die so badly, let me assist you!


11:58pm

*suddenly the green ghost was knocked off the gate as if something has banged him from the garden*

Alex : Mummy! Run now! I'll hold him back! For you I am not afraid of this lousy green ghost already!

Ivan : Run rabbit run! I won't die for nothing!

Seng : Run now! We will hold him as long as we can. It's ok, don't feel bad for us. Just run! RUN!

Mun : ALEX!!!...IVAN!!!...SENG!!...I'll miss you all!

*so Mun ran towards Ivan's car, started it, and speed off like there's no tomorrow....*

12:00pm

Mun successfully retrieved her phone and fled back home. It was a dark and stormy night. Mun couldn't stop crying while driving in fear. She regrets letting all of her friends die there, and regrets that they choose to die for her survival.

The next day, Mun went back to Taylor's. Coincidentally, he first class is at 3.14. She was early that day so she was the first to reach there. As she sat down there and started thinking about last night, a jumble of ringtones were heard, Krazy + Techno Sex + Careless Whisper, they were Ivan, Alex and Seng's ringtone respectively. She track down the source of those ringtone. She look under the lecturer's computer, and found all 3 Alex, Seng and Ivan's phone there....

- The End -

Greed?

I have a lot of friends. I have plenty of close friends. Yet, why do I always feel lonely? Am I sick? Am I just greedy? Sigh...maybe it is me who made myself feel so lonely...

Rocks to be me, but at the same time, sucks to be me. lol sigh

Argh...cough until lungs come out liao....so pain T_T

The Calling

MSN MSN
suddenly
*phone rings*
(hmm...mayb my dad call to take in clothes?)
*picks up phone*
hello~!
*girls voice* hello may i speak to seng wai pls?
(oh i know who adi....hmm...)
talk talk talk
woohoo problem solved... life rocks again :)

except for one thing....ZZZZ

Fate...

What a strong 4 letter word....fate....
Somethings, when it comes, it comes, no matter how hard you try to avoid it also no use.

Take example my lousy phone. Ever since one day my brother accidentally dropped it when it was charging, one button cracked and is always falling out. I have been protecting it for months, almost 2 years in fact, and I've even lost it 2 times, but managed to retrieve it. However, today when I least expect it to be gone, its gone....

Haih. I dunno la.... Seems like there is no turning back for some things. I already nothing to say adi....the reason I feel extra dulan is not because what that person did was very offending, but because that person is so close to me, and yet sounded like that person dowanna care liddat. Isn't it my fault to? Yes it is my fault because I suspected. Guess only undying loyalty can exist in a close friendship ei? My biggest fault is to tell the truth. That's it, I'm lying from now on, or keep my mouth sealed.

Hmmm....Well, now I just wish all the best for that person, and I just hope that person will live a long and happy life. Fate....I hate you

Emotional

Finally, all the super emo days are over! Now everything is back to normal I guess. My right knee hurts like hell though. Can't bend it for more than 1 minute also...if not will be super painful. OUCH!

My heart is more messed up than scrambled eggs. Lol. Love hate jealousy anxiety fear happiness sorrow....you name it, I got it. How I wish there is someone I can tell everything to. Maybe he/she can help me with my problems. Lol....sigh...

What have I told you? Emo days = sure rain. Today emo day is over, so didn't rain also lol! Of course, other people's emo are almost gone, but mine, is merely beginning....(beginning means at the verge of being emo, but haven't yet....i predict it to come very soon though XD)

Pimpleman - Episode 1, how the pimple came about

*Squirts*, and Posh Ness Monster has fallen. And once again, the day is safe, thanks to, Pimpleman!

~18 years ago~

Unknown Mother : I can't take this anymore!
Nurse : Doctor, it has already been two weeks. If we don't amputate now, she might not make it!
Doctor : No! The first two babies came out just 2 days after the water broke. I am sure the last one can be delivered naturally too!
Nurse : But doctor.....
Doctor : No but! Come on, ONE FINAL PUSH!
Unknown Mother : UGGHH!!!!!!!!!

*sound of crying*

Nurse : YES DOCTOR! SHE DID IT!
Unknown Mother : You...you...bad boy...girl....what gender is it doctor?
Doctor : Hmmm...based on my scanners, the baby has all the organs of a male reproductive system, but where is the .... penis? All I see is a pimple....OH THAT's the penis! Right! Hopefully it will grow in time.

On this magical day, 3 babies were born, 2 of which are twins, and 1 more which came out 2 weeks later. The mother named them Mun, Josh and Alex(in order of who came out first).

As they grew up, Alex begun to have some feelings for his elder sister, Mun, but he didn't tell her anything because he didn't want to perform incestry. However, his elder brother, Josh, always felt jealous that Mun gives Alex much more attention than she do on Josh. As Josh's jealousy start growing, so does his ... thing. Finally, on his 18th birthday, it became so big, so enormous, he has evolved into become the Posh Ness Monster!(not to be confused with the Loch Ness Monster).

But Alex's one didn't grow at all. However, unlike other manly man, he have no weakness, except for the radioactive dihydrogen oxide!(or H2O). He dare not bath in the last 18 years. However, he is not weak too. Over the years he realised he has special abilities like super strength, super lame, super speed, super boring and of course the ever famous x-ray eyes! No wonder he is always looking at Mun with blood coming out of his nostrils.

~3 months ago~

Josh : Roar! I'm going to terrorize this town! ALEX! Come out and face me or the town you loved and knew will be gone!
Alex : OMG....I need to find a secluded place to change myself into Pimpleman because I don't want to expose my secret identity which might put my beloved Mun in danger
3-year-old girl : Mister...why are you looking at me with your nostril bleeding and saying those clothes changing thing to me?....MOMMY!!!

Alex with his super speed ran to Cambodia and changed into, Pimpleman!

Anonymous dude 1 : OMG....who can save us from this evil monster?
Anonymous dudette 1 : Hey! Look up the sky!
Anonymous dudette 2 : It's a bird....
Anonymous dude 2 : It's a plane....
Anonymous nerd : It's obviously a transsexual as you can't possibly find any visible bulge in his tight rubber pants and at my camera's 100X zoom with auto focus all I see is a pimple...hence safely assumed to be a girl that has undergone surgeries to remove her frontal chest area to look more masculine
Alex : Yes, it is I, PIMPLEMAN!
Josh : You're finally here! Now I'm going to kill you!
Alex : HAH! You can't kill me. I'm invulnerable. I have no weakness! Have a taste of my fists of fury!

*bish bosh bush*

Josh : Roar! You can't bring me down that easily! I'm only 25% turned on.

*Josh went to google some porn and 1 hour 20 minutes later....*

Alex : (omg its so huge...I might not survive one blow of that monster....)
Josh : TASTE THIS!(yuck)

*bam dam yam*

Alex : Argh....ARGH!!....you have found my weakness! Too....much....dihydrogen oxide!
Josh : Now prepare for my last blow!
Alex : No...I will unleash my final attack on you....PIMPLE JUICE!
Josh : NOOO!!!!!
Alex : You're dead meat pal! Mun is MINE! Now prepare to be juicified!

*Alex start to ....ahem.... until finally....*

~today~

*Squirts*, and Posh Ness Monster has fallen. And once again, the day is safe, thanks to, Pimpleman!

So Josh was dead from the 1 drop of pimple juice that he accidentally swallowed. Alex was dead too because he squeezed his pimple...which is not a really pimple if you don't get it....lol. And Mun was happily married to a rich, tall, dark and handsome man all the way in Canada, away from his two weirdo brothers.

....The End....

The Pursue For Happiness

This is a story about a man who made the right decisions and manage to save his life, and his son's life too. This story takes place quite awhile back, at 1981 to be precise, in the well renowned New York City.

This man, lets call him dad, has invested all his life savings on a buying "bone density scanners", a technology that can be considered very new back then. Being such a new technology, and furthermore is used in medical centers like hospitals and private clinics, this device is not very recognised and many do not acknowledge its usage at all. This of course, led to dad owing alot of people, alot of money.

As the days go by, this door-to-door salesman has been selling this device and has managed to save up some money(obviously not enough to pay his debts). His lifestyle is very very poor as by selling just 1 bone scanner, which is roughly 250 US dollars, it is sufficient to support his son and his life for one whole month! He also had a wife but the wife left him after a long time of suffering the poor life. So, life is just him and his 5 year old son. Bad things lead to another, his bank accounts was forcefully emptied by the government because he couldn't pay the tax.

He only had 3 more machines left, and 1 of them was stolen by a mad person. One day, dad met this guy from a very famous broker company(aka company which buy and sell shares), and this guy recognised dad's potentials. After some time, it is this guy too who've invited him for an job interview at his company. With his brilliant speech ability, he was able to pass the interview. However, what he did not know is that the job requires him to be an internship for 3 months first, and out of the 50+ interns, only ONE will be chosen and hired as a broker. But the worst thing is, in this 3 months, he is required to work as a PAY-LESS INTERN. Can you imagine a man with only roughly 20 USD in his pocket and 2 machines(worth 250 USD each) left to survive another 3 months without pay? This is the most difficult crossroad in his life.

After much consideration, he took the job. He sold the 2 machines and managed to survive for 2 months. To his surprise, he even found his lost machine on a park too. However, one day, the person who rent him his room kicked him and his son out for not being able to pay the rent for quite some time. Life seems so hopeless at that time. He brought his son to the railway station, and because there was no place he could sleep at(no more money and still haven't sell his just found machine), he was forced to sleep in the public toilet, with his son. In there he cried the whole night.

The next day, dad tried to sell his last machine to a hospital, but the machine was broken and he couldn't get it to start. The transaction failed. Luckily, they found out that there is a local church who gives out rooms for homeless people, but of course, there are limited rooms. They made it as the last room occupants. There, free food is also provided. Thank god for them!

For the next few weeks, dad(and son) always rush out early from his work to hopefully get a room there. This has caused him to not be able to do as much as other interns do, which is vital for the fight to be hired. So, to make up to it, he has to study extra hard, and also fix his broken machine. The machine was fixed and he successfully sold it. So his next month's time is secured! But will he be hired? If he isn't hired, what will happen to him and his son?

Many things happen and then the day has finally come - The final exam. You see, besides seeing how you do during your whole time as an intern, the exams also play a vital role in being selected or not. But unlike others, who have 3 hours for the exam, he only had 2 hours and 15 minutes, because he have to take his son and rush to the church if he wants to get a room. He managed to finish the test and also rushed for a room.

One day, he was called to the boss' office. And there, the boss congratulated him. He is HIRED :D! He couldn't bare the rushing tears, and for the first time of his life, he felt what it feels like, what happiness feels like. After this life turning events, he became a super rich ass broker who is still alive today! Not sure what is his name....and yes this is based on a true life story. You can bet on it :)!

So the moral of the story is, as long as you do what your heart tells you is right, and you do it with all your heart, work hard for it, and show that you WANT it, then whatever you choose, that is the right choice! NO REGRETS :)

P.S. - He could have given up and find some low pay job and live the rest of his life hanging by the threads, but he has chosen to take the risk, to do what his heart do, and that has led him to multi-million dollar success. But what if he fails, you ask? Well, there is no "if"s in life, and there shouldn't be! Because there is no such thing as a better choice...so just do what your heart tells you to do, because until the last minute, you will never know if your decision is right or wrong! Live life with no regrets :)

BUT just so you argue, if he can't find a job then surely he'll die, then I must say, if he can survive that harsh lifestyle, I'm sure he can survive a little longer, at least until his next pay. Find part time lo maybe? Can still live in church mah haha. Can one :)!

Seng is getting old!?!?!

Where's a munster when you need one? My left shoulder is killing me! I tried everything, twisting it, turning it, swirling it, whirlwind it, even do some weird spastic position with it. NOTHING HELPS! Although I get 3 seconds of relief if I manage to turn my head really fast to the right and crack my neck bone, I realise it might not be so good since th brain is afterall, tofu in red paint. Annoying pain le....hey munster you hungry? Come eat my left arm...can fill your hunger also. 2 birds 1 stone :D!

So I decided, maybe I should see a doctor. So I went to this nearby clinic, and straight away the doctor gasp and sweat heavily. That's not a good sign....loool. Then he told me "I've seen cases like your's before, and I have came out with 5 possible diagnostics, from the least possible to the most possible!" So I say, ok...let it rip! I wanna hear it babeh!

Diagnostic 1:
You have what we chinese call "fung sap" or water in the bone. WHAT? I'm still so young! How can! Fung sap is for old people, you must be wrong! But come to think of it, maybe its true, since it did start aching only lately, and it did only started raining regularly lately. Hmm....omg wei....so young got fung sap adi I'm gonna suffer another half a century...SIGHS!

Diagnostic 2:
You have shoulder bone cancer. Woah, I fainted 3 seconds before he even said "You...". HOW CAN? I have cancer? But there's still so much I haven't do! NOOO! I REFUSE TO DIE! According to him if it really is shoulder bone cancer, I will only live for 6 more months. SIGHS! Must complete A2 only die meh? Don't even give me 1 month to relax after my exams. Somemore....I'm gonna die a lonely man~! Lonely....I'm Mr. Lonely~!

Diagnostic 3:
It is caused by stress. He suggested that my aching shoulder was caused by my emotional depression due to being lonely most of the time. Added with life's already heavy stress, it has caused the joint on my shoulder to be quickly worn out, which is why I'm feeling the pain. Maybe it's true? Sigh then I will need surgery wei....Now AS! Must study...no time for surgery!

Diagnostic 4:
It was an old injury. Quite possible. I remember when I was in form 3, I fought with 4 gangsters armed with metal pipes, just so that I can save this girl. Of course, I didn't win because come on, look at me lol. At least I was able to block one shot for that poor helpless girl they were going to rape, and manage to tank some damage while she ran for help. Help I didn't get, girl I never see again, thank god for one man who stayed near the park for he had called the police. Yeah, be good people is not good!

Diagnostic 5:
I have no idea because the doctor giving you this diagnostics is you yourself. Oh that makes sense. But wait, that doesn't solve my aching shoulder problem! NOOOO! still painful arm...

Sighs....so irritating....anyone know some secret massaging techniques? HEAL ME PLEASE! :(....maybe it is really fung sap lol...

My Deal With Josh

Weights lifted, but I didn't lose weight XD

No I did not lift weights to buff up my arms, but instead the heavy weight that has been crushing my heart was lifted yesterday, moments after I post that emolicious post. Yes, it is Mother Carmen who came down from heaven, ignoring her busy schedule to save lives, just to come to me and say "i forgive u" for about 5 times. LOL! Yeah the guilt I have is finally gone! Never felt so great in 2 days time!(cuz that is when the guilt started lol). Once again I'm sorry for making you feel "dulan" at the moment u saw that. Sigh sigh sigh!

On the side note, dunno why my blog suddenly become revived adi. Now I got 2 followers lol. Weird.... Oh and my chatbox is being used wei. Think of credit I'd safe from not smsing them! WOOHOO! Haha! Yeah...still feeling happy from last night's forgiving session. So funny the way she keep repeating over and over again to make me clear that she has forgiven me XD! She too nice la, nice until kena trick by the evil King Of Lame Alex, that "pai kiuk" is harto...LOL! hartonese....wat a great Chinese dialect LOL! Btw, Pai kiuk is canton for patah kaki lol. I can already imagine next time Alex will be a king.

Country : Alexsia
Ruler's name : Alex the King Of Lame
Population : 1
Size : 1cm² around his feet
Main Language : Chinese, harto dialect
Main Race : Racist
Main Religion : Animisme(he believes in munsters XD)
Popular Attraction : Anything but him is attractive XD

Hmmm...do u want to live there? LOL! I don't mind going there for vacation for a minute or two though. :P! Until the next time.

P.S. - No people, hartonese doesn't exist XD

The Chronicles Of Alex : The Lai, The Phone and The Lameness

Once upon a time, there lived a strong, handsome, rich, muscular, smart, caring, world-renowned, superhero, and his name is something that rhymes with sing why. But we are not talking about him today, but instead, we are focusing on a not so greatly-attributed character, named Alex. Alex is nothing good, except for his ability to lame you to death. His lameness is so overwhelmingly lame, Oxford defined lame as Alex(don't believe, check the next edition of Oxford dictionary XD).

Alex has no parents. He burst out from pebbles in the drain besides the streets of Chow Kit Road(maybe he's a very very rare test-tube baby that adapted the pebble as a substitute for a womb....hmmm). Since small, Alex loved his step mum, Munster, very much. Although disowned by both of his step parents, he is still persistent in keeping his mum, since after all it is her who found him on the streets and took him in solely due to love and pitiness. Alex has vowed to repay her by giving 98% of his future monthly pay to her XD!

18 years has past. Alex has grown up physically enough to be entered into Taylor's College. There he was admitted to the holy class of 0801PE4 and was happily accepted as a friend by every member of the class. However, as time pass, Alex becomes more evil and lame. His lameness is becoming so strong, that 3 of PE4's best knights, Joshua Soo, Hwang Ket and Daniel has been brutally slain by his lameness. But before they die, they each laid a curse on Alex. The curse is that Alex will lose one phone for each person he killed with his lameness.

Alex did not believe in their curse, he thought it was just a hoax, but it happens. Alex went for his extra curricular activities and his first phone has magically disappeared! He searched everywhere, up and down, left and right, front and center, but yet it's nowhere to be seen. Thinking, its just me being careless, he foolishly ignored the curse and continue into buying his 2nd phone. He loved his 2nd phone, love it so much, he lost it. "Oh my god", he screamed, as he felt the sudden chill. Could it be the curse was really there?

He stood there, staring at his underwear where there were once a pair of pants which contained his 2nd phone in it too which had magically disappeared. Ignoring the fact that he is being filmed for Youtube greatness, he searched frantically for his phone again(and pants) and once again, no luck. Despite the earlier 2 warnings, he still ignored the signs and this time, he took his friend's phone and made a vow to her that he will keep this phone and will not lose it.

Months go by, and there was no sign of his phone being loss. But one day, the sky is gloomy, and dark clouds appeared from thin air. He felt that same negative aura he felt when he lost his 2 phones and a pair of pants. With his wisdom of a dozen squirrels, he threw his phone into the sewage, while shouting "HAH! I CAN'T LOSE MY PHONE IF I DESTROYED IT! YOU WILL NEVER OUTSMART ME...NEVER!!!". On the same day he lost both his pants and underwear too. It was a Youtube-licious day.

Then, realising he is clearly losing in this war, Alex finally decided to retaliate. He unleashed his lameness to every living being, killing half the world's population, and the surviving ones became retarded after listening to all his lame jokes. However, there was a group of survivors which was either too cool or too hot to be affected by his lameness. They call themselves, "The We're Too Cool Or Hot For Your Lame Jokes Alex". It is in the prophecy that 2 sons of Adam(Ivan and Seng?), and 2 daughters of Eve(not important), will save mankind from the treachery of Alex lameness. They couldn't have appeared any sooner.

Led by these 4 children, together with the help of the great Mr. Lai, they fought with Alex's army of zombies(those retarded humans which was caused by his lameness). However, Mr. Lai was too great of a leader, that Alex had to kill him first if he were to stand a chance to win the war. And so with 99% lameness and 1% tricks, Mr. Lai was forced to be sacrificed on the Lunch Table of Taylor's Overpriced Canteen. And so, the day of the final battle has finally arrived.

Little did Alex know, the two daughters of Eve was following behind Mr. Lai. They cried over his dead body. But even lesser than little did Alex know, if an innocent person is sacrificed on the Lunch Table of Taylor's Overpriced Canteen, the table will be broken and the innocent soul will be revived, because according to strict Health Minister's policy, the lunch table should only be used for eating hygienically prepared food, and not for chopping lecturers. Mr. Lai was revived and brought some friends such as the ice-cool Mr. Lucas, the flame-hot Mrs. Brooke, the genius of genius Mr. Peter and many more.

Back at Asia Cafe, the war between Alex's army and the 2 sons of adam was tight. It was so fearsome, so gruesome, and so violently gory, it was censored by the censorship board before it made it to this story. Alex got Seng cornered on the floor. With his new K550i, and his super cold lame jokes, he pierced his phone into Seng's heart. Seng's vision is slowly fading away, the white light is appearing before his eyes. It was annoying and causing him headache so Alex kindly off the lights. But that did not stop Seng from dying. He can sense the coolness in him leaking out like a flushing toilet. He might still survive, but definitely cannot take another blow.

Alex, being evil, was going to finish of Seng with a knock-knock joke, but just as he recited the infamous quote, "knock-knock", Ivan sacrificed himself and answered "who's there?". Alex answered "I AM! HAHAHAHAH" and Ivan blew up into pieces.....okla he was still in 1 piece but was badly hurt. With all hopes lost, Seng thought he is a goner for sure. But just at the last second, Mr. Lai, together with the 2 daughters of eve and his allies came to the rescue just in time. But Alex is still very strong, too strong for even all the lecturers combined powers. With 5 minutes of Alex's crazy crapping, they were all paralysed from the painful injuries.

Now with nothing standing between Alex's new phone and Seng's heart, Alex is gonna deliver the final blow. Seng, with much regret, because there's still so much in life that he haven't do, places he haven't been, food he haven't tasted, and not to mention haven't had a girlfriend before, he is refusing to die that easily. And so he tried to fight lame with lamer with Alex. But even Seng can last so long. Half hour and they were both greatly injured. But Alex still has his K550i, and Seng's Nokia Xpress Musix 5300 was too outdated and lousy to fight his new phone. He has now given up all hopes because there is no possible way that he can survive any longer.

However, appearing from the AC cyber, yes, it was hope for our hero. It is Joshua Pui, the animal trainer, and his most powerful creature, the MUNSTER! Alex startled abit, but his frightful face quickly turned into a smile, an evil smile. He releases his very powerful but VERY lame creature, Aareena, warrior princess. After a very intense battle, MUNSTER and Joshua was only able to draw with Aareena. Now there is really, REALLY nobody who can help poor Seng.

With a quick and powerful jab, Alex ended Seng's life. Seng survived but Alex died. WHAT? Why did Alex die? Well here's the story. Because at the most final vital moment, Alex LOST HIS PHONE! And Seng quickly sees the opportunity and stab him back with his nokia phone. Despite being such an old and outdated phone, due to Alex's battle injuries, he wasn't able to take the damage. Alex finally died. YES! The 2 sons of adam and 2 daughters of eve have done it! They slain Alex, the King of Lame. After that everybody in PE4 went to Noodle Station for some nice noodle(cuz AC was destroyed).

And that is how, Alex, lost his 4 phones in 1 year. Not to mention how lame he is too XD.

Ups and Downs

Ah, gloomy gloomy day it is today. Somehow, on the day I am slightly emo, it will always be a great weather out there, i.e. gloomy dark skies, nice cool winds, the perfect weather for relaxing, or emo. Yeah, today wasn't the best day of my life at all.

Well, 3 major things happened, 2 of which does not contribute to my emotions, and 1 which is the reason why I'm emo.

1. The story of a loss girl.
I met this girl in Form 4 when I was still studying in SMK Sultan Abdul Samad, PJ. Lets refer to her as M. When I met her, she was very timid, some sort of an anti-social girl, but at the same time, she was very expressive of herself. When around her closest friends, she can be the nicest, sweetest girl you have ever seen. Of course, around the not-so-close friends(the me back then) then she won't be as expressive, and most of the time kept quiet. I remember I always disturb her, but instead of the insulting way, I praise her, like she's some goddess or something lol. I still remember calling her pumpkin because she's sweet, soft and she likes orange. In short, she really can be considered "The Nicest Girl". Of course, as we spent more time together as a gang, she got used to me, and became less responsive when I disturb her in more...close friend way? Lol! Last time if I accidentally held her hand also she would react as if she's getting sexually assaulted...I can see the very clear signs so I normally try not to do anything to extreme. But now, she's all grown up! The naive and extremely nice girl is an old old story. Of course I'm not mentioning about how she can now become immune to touching of arms, but her personality generally. She is now able to express herself very well, laugh like a maniac, or shed tears that can kill anyone's heart(its very saddening). But one thing that is changing the most, is her attitude. She was able to preserve the overall niceness(like kindness and those stuffs) of herself, but she has developed a very short temper. Of course, I don't blame her at all. She was forced to be like this. The first half year of her life in college is like a fairy tale. Everything is so perfect. She even met the perfect man(perfect at that time). But one day, she was down, and that same man was the wrong person at the wrong time, and so M blurted out heart-piercing words which were solely due to her sorrows. I guess that man couldn't understand that when a girl is hurt, she may say things she don't even know what she's saying. But that's it, from that day onwards, it was a life in hell for poor M. All her friends think its her fault that the relationship did not work. They keep pushing her to make it up to him. But what else can M do? She did so much for him. Besides the death of her grandpa, this is the time that she had cried so much. I was there on one of the days, where she couldn't hold it in anymore and shed her tears. I felt like crying too, but I figured, if I cry too I might not be able to try to cheer her up. Thankfully, I found the opportunity to crack a joke and she laughed once in the while 2 hours phone conversation. That laugh, reminded me about the old M. The M i miss so much, the M that I think even she wants back. To me, all the flaws of the old M has, shouldn't even be considered a flaw. Yes, she was quite perfect back then. Now, the drama is still going on, but at least I know, M's best friend, M2, are there for her now(previously wasn't able to do that because she is very hectic with her own life. No its not watching tv type of busy but the really really rushing projects and stuff one...she was there when she cried, but couldn't always be there...I hope you all understand). Now M2 is slightly more free, so hopefully she is able to guide M to a righteous path. :).

2. The story of the bleeding boy.
I also met this dude in form 4, lets call him Z. Oh man lets just say he is a very good companion of mine. His way of making alot of people laugh, annoyance. Haha! Yes I picked up all my annoying skills from him. He's the best at it. Until now I couldn't be brave enough to do half the things he did. Of course, even though he is very annoying, its amazingly surprising that the girls that he annoyed doesn't mind it at all. Maybe they just treat him like a smaller brother since he does act like one. Needless to say, boys with raging hormones will like alot of people, and at one point, we even liked the same girl(I didn't change, but he moved on LOL). At the mid of form 5, he realised he likes a girl, lets call her C. Being an insecure and timid girl, C was quite reluctant to accept Z, but at the same time, C does not have a reason to reject Z. C was fairly neutral for Z. So it comes to the magical prom night(which i sadly attended alone...). C agreed to be Z's date, and Z did not disappoint! He looked absolutely great that night and so does everyone who attended the prom. Although no dancing(except the weird last minute disco dancing), I can tell they had a great time. Though, being the usual insecure C, she was always with her other friends, but being the very nice Z, he didn't complain even 1 bit. After the prom is over, C's best friend decided its a great idea to go to Gohtong Jaya, half way to genting, just for nice air, scenery, and MAMAK?! ZZZ! LOL! I had teh-o-limau ais i remember that. But despite the lameness of mamak after prom, while dressed to kill, it was at that moment too that C officially accepted Z. You can imagine how happy Z would have felt. Of course, starting a relationship at that time could not be any better. The holidays, they did something together. We even went to Pahang as a gang, and C's birthday was celebrated together too. However, the Z at that time was a very restricted boy. His parents are strict about his freedom, and at many times, disappointed C when C expected him to be there. So, roughly 3 months later, C officially breaks up with Z. Z moves on with his life, got a new girlfriend, but it didn't work out. Because Z realised, he did not want to waste the girl's time, because his heart does not belong to her, it was still stolen by C. Sighs. Z wanted to invite C to another prom this year, but was rejected by C a few days after. C did much consideration, I guess Z is just not C's type.

3. The story of a guilty man
Hi, this is me. Its my story, and congratulations for successfully survived the long long story of part 1 and 2. Lol. Well, the story begun six days ago. I saw a reply on my class blog, by a girl named carmen. She's funny so I replied there. And soon after I was able to get a hold onto her blog, her AIM, her facebook, and finally her friendster. The first three days I knew her, it was crazily awesome! I actually thanked god because He blessed me with someone that has so much click with me. At that time I felt that I could talk about anything with her, seriously we talked all over the World Wide Web! From 4 different blogs, 1 facebook account and 1 friendster account, to the crazy finger numbing AIM, it was the best 3 days that I never had for a very, very long time. We practically talked about everything and anything that can be talked about, from insulting people to random crapping. Woah, this girl is amazing, I said to myself. I was also very amazed by her instant replying speed(WHICH IS WHAT INSTANT MESSAGING IS FOR PEOPLE!), and that one day(the 2nd day) where she said hi to me first! Never, I repeat, NEVER, had any girls, or guys, who did that to me before. She made me laugh so much, but the part I love most talking to her is, she keep on laughing at my jokes. To be able to instill laughter to another person, is better than ending world hunger. It kinda makes me feel happy you know, seeing other people sharing a laugh with me :D! Yeah....those were the days. But when it comes to the 4th day, our friendship starts to rock a little bit. Thanks to my beloved and entrusted kononnya close friends, who keep teasing me with her, an invisible field of awkwardness begin to form in between us. Of course, this awkwardness is only existent when we meet each other in real life, but wouldn't it be sad if one day I tell you "she's my best friend only online..." lol. But its ok, they're just being them, I don't really mind. After all, my heart is to one person and one person only, and as long as I know I'm true to her, I don't care even if they tease me with Anne Hathaway! Because I believe "pure gold is not afraid of red hot flames" XD! But it is the 5th day, that marked the downfall of our friendship. I did something, that at that moment, seemed like something very light, just a joke in fact, to me, but later on realised a mere joke to me might be something severe to another person. That night was so painful to me. She said she forgive me, but I dunno. The words she use pierce through my heart and grinds my soul. Worst of all they are all true! She keeps saying its ok, but my sixth sense tell me, she was still hurt. She hates betrayal, and I know how pain it is to be betrayed by a friend too. Why have I done it? I asked myself that that same night, but I couldn't answer it. All I can do is lie on my bed, feeling guilty. The next day, I chat with her again. She appeared normal again. I dunno if its real or fake, but I realised, I should be myself again if I want to fix this friendship. But no matter how she reacted normally and how I acted normally, somehow, I felt something's changed. She could be replying slower due to a more busy schedule? Or even because Alex makes more funny jokes than I do. I dunno...for me...I just want to idle myself for awhile. Perhaps the day I can finally lift my guilt and be 100% normal again to her, is the day she say hi to me first....

So there you have it. The 3 stories around Seng's life. Until the next time...

flames to dust,

lovers to friends,

why do all good things come to an end?

Best ceramah ever - Sure 100 marks in BM XD

sebelum akhirnya ceramah saya pada pagi ini, biarlah saya melafazkan satu puisi untuk nikmat sekalian

memasak buah nangka sebiji,
datang sekampung orang sebijak,
kalau ketiak baunya terjijik,
mandilah kawanku sambil berberak

sekian, terima kasih.

Temporarily No Posts!

Until exams is over...which may take 60 days? Until then, keep smiling everyone!

The last Saturday

Ahh...weekend has arrived again. Weekends are the best, because its the only time where I can do my favourite activity, laze around and waste time. Yes, this is an unforgivable act, but I can't help it. I love the feeling where everything in life just take a break, like pressing the 'pause' button in the middle of a racing game, the soothing feeling is indescribable.

Every week I look forward to Saturday, the day I let myself do this. However, as time ticks by, its becoming more and more impractical for me to continue this. Home works being unfinished, sleepless nights to TRY to catch back on home works, all these which I understand and realise should and must be discontinued.

So stop, I must. Until AS examinations is over, I will try with my very best to not waste time anymore. I guess this is part of growing up. Sometimes, you'll have to make sacrifices; pleasure for future, self-interest for majority good, and sometimes even seemingly unachievable dreams so that other things in life can move on as normal. *sighs*

So that's it. That's the end of relaxation, the end of the feeling where everything just pauses for a moment, the end of me, well, at least until AS is over of course.

Is my hair a "major" problem?

You're probably wondering, what the hell is with the " signs on the word "major" doing in the title. Here's why...




A movie review? Yes I know this is my first time, but I've got to say, Adam Sandler's movies are just so good, its impossible for me to not write about it! Come on, who can forget about "Click", which I watched 3 times in the cinema and twice when they replay it on Astro. Hehe, he's that good.




So back to the topic, why I put the " signs on major is because, well Adam Sandler will be playing as an Isreali commando who fakes death just to persue his dream to be a hair stylist! How noble....I would do that too! If I was a multi-millionaire actor and loves hair styling, of course XD!




All in all, I can't review much about it yet cuz I haven't actually watched it, but I know its gonna be a great one, cuz its Adam Sandler! And also, its just so cool to watch it with my few best comrades(LOOK! ANOTHER ARMY JOKE! I'M GOOD :D!) and also before its actual premiere!



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That's all! Cheers!

Boring!

Walau...so boring at home!

Stupid stomach ache made me cant go pyramid with lecturer and friends...

Oh well...time for colourful medications...hooray...

Girls...

U can't live with them,
U can't live without them.

Longest update in the world XD

Hmmm...

Why is there such thing is good looking and bad looking?

Maybe a person appears to be good looking to you, but not necessarily I would agree with you.

So why do these conditions exists?

Every human is special in their own way.

Come to think of it, is that actually a good thing or a bad thing?

Why can't all males have the same facial features, and only a little difference here and there so that each men are easily distinguishable from each other, and the same theory for females?

Ah...perhaps we will never know until one day, all of mankind are just clones of one single man and one single woman

Im a man!

So I was in Genting with my mum and sister. We planned to have dinner there and then shop around a little(of course I was just into the BUFFET dinner XD)

After our dinner, we have to walk all the way from genting resort to first world. So now we are in first world! I was just minding my own business, smsing a couple of my close comrades, and suddenly...

Dude : ni yau adskakas...(i couldn't hear him properly...too noisy)
Me : ?(show blur face)
Dude : ni yau si..fasdfad...(still cannot hear, but i know he's speaking mandarin)
Me : ??(use sign language to show i dun understand)
Dude : You want lady?
Me : No no...

LOL!!! Geng le??? I'm look man enough to be his target wei! Best of all, I'm man enough to PUSH him away XD! 5 points for me :P!

and now i understand wat he was saying...ni yau siao je? XDXD!!

If you found blank cheque...

What would you do?

Would you buy a brand new house? A mansion, fully equipped with the most futuristic technologies? With automated doors, rooms that automatically light up whenever you enter it and turns off when you leave, space travelling portals, mechanical robots to do your chores for you, and even some hologram movie experience? A mansion to house all of your loved ones, your family, your best friends, your lovers?

Or would you go for fancy living? Travel around the world with all those dearest to you? And never have to ever lay a finger to put food on the table? In fact eating luxuriously until your health comes landsliding downwards, yet you can buy your health back with future technology and expert help?

Or perhaps even buy love? Spend a hell lot of amount of money on that special someone, maybe spoiling her with materials, or even setting up plots to make you seem like the man of her dreams? Or maybe you can buy new friends, make everyone love you and even your enemies become your allies?

How about helping the needy? Giving to the poor and helpless, helping people live their dreams, funding citizens for education so that they will in turn help develop the country? Make apartheid seems like a myth and the meaning of suffer will be erased from the contents of a dictionary? Perhaps even instill the idea of global peace to the world through giving and education?

Or would you just return the cheque?

Its your choice ;)

My classmate once said...

I have a friend. She is a girl. She once told me that her friend once told her that the length of a guy's copulatory device is as long as from the tip of your finger to the line of your wrist. Is it true? Well I don't know. For me, its not that accurate at all. To you guys out there, tell me if this is an accurate statement. And for you girls out there, well, its up to you. After all, I've never heard of a guy rejecting "extreme sports" before. That's all for today! Until the next time...

Have you ever wondered...

Have you ever wondered how life would be with a significant other? This post if of course aimed at those who are single, and is desperately looking(just a term, im not desperate) for the other halves of their life. Those single men, sadly, includes me.

But how hard is it to maintain a girlfriend?(provided you can find one) I'm sure no matter how they say males and females have equal rights now, somethings remain unchanged in the game of relationship. For instance, it is an unavoidable fact that boys would have to spend on girls, rather in outings and dinings, or on special occasions like valentine's, birthday, anniversaries, etc. . Sure girls would have to spend alot on guys too but then again if you really count, I stand strong on the fact that guys would pay more. However, would this be a barricade to a relationship? Would stingy men stay bachelors for life if they refuse to pay even for the meal they each shared on a romantic night out? Well, if I had to guess, I would say, depends. It depends wether it is true love between the dates or not. If it is, money is seriously, just a small bump. Maybe a quarrel or two will happen for money issues but nothing serious will occur, if its real of course. But if the love is there but not strong, then its hard to say if they would last long, or if they love money more than each other.

How about time? Like those who is just entering college and university, the last thing you would want is a distraction that keeps you away from the dream. Even though very disciplined individuals would be able to balance out between love and studies, nonetheless some time would be needed for studies(by some it could mean a whole lot, especially when exams are near). At that time, little or almost no communication will take place. At this point, relationships will be at their most fragile. Patience and commitment from both parties will be tested to their edge. Those who pass, would be great partners in life, and those who didn't, well its time to move on. Yeah, definitely, a relationship takes alot of time and cash.

But would one even care about those? Love is a powerful thing, so powerful, only those who have experienced it will know. I would not be able to explain it, because the only experience I had, is from TV dramas and movies(sad hor?). So for those who do know what love feels like, do comment and tell me what does love feels like. And how insignificant money and time is when your in love!

YEAH!

I passed my driving !! :D:D!

And I didn't PAO! yes to those who say no pao = sure fail, take that! :P

anyway, my driving sucks hard, and I know it. Hopefully I get more chance to drive around and practice and practice until I can finally have confidence that I'll live to see the destination :D!

Until that day, bus I love you!

Driving Re-test

PLS LEMME PASS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why the hell people even ask this question? I mean who in the world cares about chickens strange behaviour of road-crossing obsession? Have you even saw a chicken crossing a road before? Don't we all have better things in life that we can do? Like, asking why do WE cross the road?

Ok that was too lame...I'm just bored. So yeah. Ciao~

Unsolvable problem

BORED!!! So bored that I have to write this lame pose!(Actually I have 3 tests to prepare for and 3 assignments to rush but I'm lazy :P) Back to the topic, what is this unsolvable problem which I speak of? Well, it is none other than the simple yet undeniably neurone-disintegrating question, what is 0/0?

Yes, of course we know that anything divided by zero is undefined, simply because how could you divide with nothing? However, we also learned that a number, when divided with itself, gives us an answer of 1. Example, 5/5 = 1 and 1092.3/1092.3 = 1. So does this also mean 0/0 = 1? And of course, we also learned that zero divided by anything, remains zero. So what is the real answer? Well, professors are arguing over this matter and we shall leave it up to them in solving this impossible question.

So what do you guys think? Is the answer undefined, zero, or even one?

Fridays = nuts

Today I broke a blardy used out chipped off tooted censored @#$% concave lens and it costs me 2 bucks! I bet they are gonna reuse it again lol. But besides that dumb incident, it turned out to be a great day after all! Almost every lecturer who came into class today congratulated us for our landsliding victory in world maths day. Mr. Lai of course kept his words of treating the class to a meal in Pizza Hut. However, he needs 2 weeks time to finish his super senior classes first as they are preparing for their finals(though there are some accusation that he was waiting for his paycheck XD). Although Joshua, Lucky, and Aaron did not make it to the top 10 individual list(which will receive and additional RM200 from our beloved Mr.Lai), but Mr.Lai decided to give them RM50 for their hard work. Mr. Lai is truly a great teacher(no I'm not saying this cuz I received money from him XD...I didn't!). Other lecturers were great too as they gave us the opportunity to play and also felt very proud for our achievement. Hopefully, we can do more of such events to further promote the good name of 0801PE4! Thus ends another Friday where I have to starve until I reach home as there is no lunch break until 2, and my bus comes at 2!!(well just kidding, I sneaked off to the cafeteria to eat :P!)

World Maths Day

Ah alas, world maths day has passed by so quickly. I remember when it was just launched on 4th of march at 7pm sharp. I was playing then, well maybe at 8. Initially, my aim was just 1k to qualify for a certificate. That was until my maths teacher, Mr. Lai, decided to book the computer lab during his maths period to compete in this globally challenging quiz. For those who doesn't know what world maths day is about, its just a competition to see which individual/class gets the most correct answers within the 2 days period. Of course, the questions are easy, all answers double digits and only involves the 4 basic calculation(addition, subtraction, division, multiplication). That explains why our class ranked first on the 2nd day itself. However, as we approach the 3rd day, we realised we were beaten by 2 teams, 1 Australian school and 1 AMERICAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL! The surprise you would have imagined in each and every faces of 0801PE4. Anyhow, the best thing about Mr. Lai, and this competition is that besides the first period, which was physics, we skipped the whole day of lessons. That's right, 7 hours of non-stop matching. Sure it was really physically and mentally demanding, but the results were such a relief. However, we missed our initial goal of 300k class points by a few hundred(those who didn't contribute much should be ASHAMED ).

In the end, our class got 1st, and 2nd was taken by another Taylor's University College class, which was the PM group. Sadly Joshua from our class didn't manage to enter the top 10 individual list but he fought very hard for the 11th place. Great efforts Joshua! Salute! And thus, ends the World Maths Day from 0801PE4(those who participated actively)'s point of view. Btw, I manage to get 12k points, 11k more than I initially planned :D! Yay me!

A survey from my friend(19 rocks :P)

Moral Studies Survey

Firstly, we would like to thank you for spending your time on this survey which is done for our Moral Studies assignment. The topic of this survey is Pre-Marital Sex. Through this survey, we aim to get an overall opinion of people on the issue of pre-marital sex. This survey is done for research purposes and will only be viewed by us. We hope that you will be truthful in answering the questions provided in the survey. Lastly, we would like to thank you again for sacrificing your time by doing this survey in aid of our research.

College:
Age:
Gender:
Topic: Pre-marital Sex

Questions

1. Are you aware of pre-marital sex?

a.Yes /
b.No

2. Do you agree on the issue of pre-marital sex?

a.Yes
b.No /

3. Do you think pre-marital sex is slowly increasing from time to time?

a.Yes
b.No /

4. Do you think underage teenagers have their own rights to have pre-marital sex?

a.Yes /
b.No

5. Do you think pre-marital sex is immoral?

a.Yes
b.No /




6. Do you think per-marital sex will leave and effect and both parties?

a.Yes /
b.No

7. Do you think pre-marital sex also will leave an impact on the families, community and country?

a. Yes /
b. No

8. To your opinion, do you think that both parties should make a decision to abort a baby that might be formed during pre-marital sex?

a.Yes
b.No /

9. Do you think the steps that are taken by the government or NGO is implemented is enough to stop pre-marital sex?

a.Yes
b.No /

10. Do you think that this teenagers who perform pre-marital sex knows about the consequences before performing it?

a.Yes /
b.No

11. As a teenager, do you think that pre-marital sex is wrong?

a. Yes /
b. No

12. Do you think teenagers who perform pre-marital sex is fully responsible for their actions?

a. Yes /
b. No

13. Do you think parents have the full authority to stop their children from having pre-marital sex?

a. Yes /
b. No

14. Based on your opinion, do you think that pre-marital sex can be controlled by any party?

a. Yes
b. No /

15. Who do you think is responsible for this matter? (Please number it according to importance starting from 1 which is the most responsible, 2 …… etc)

4___ Family
1___ Friends
2___ Media
3___ Community

16. What is your opinion on pre-marital sex?

Should be discourage as teenagers are still incapable of facing the consequences

17. What way do you think could be implemented by family members to stop pre-marital sex?

Guide those lost children with sex education, not only the consequences faced but also that there are more behind pre-marital sex then just pleasure.

18. What way do you think could be implemented by the media to stop pre-marital sex?

Ban all pornographic materials whatsoever and stop promoting sex as a “cool” thing such as those infamous sex scenes found in every episode of James Bond.

19. What way do you think could be implemented by the government to stop pre-marital sex?


Less Dr.Chua videos LOL! Jkjk... I dunno la... dun eff around so much? LOL! Erm... give incentive to those virgin by 21 XD!(probably a scholarship or just a quite big amount of sum)


20. What moral values should be implemented to teenagers who perform pre-marital sex?

A stronger believe in their religions as religion will not only prevent teenagers from acting upon their desires but also guide them to the right ways of life

Voting Season

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JPJ Driving Examination - Next Monday!

The pressure is rising as almost everyone who took it passed(hopefully its a good news). But this also creates much pressure in me as I'm still very weak in road driving, and there's only 2 more hours of training left in me. The pressure snowballs as since all my friends passed, its only logical that I pass too. Peer pressure I would call this. Anyhow, I only hope for the best and pray that nothing will go wrong on my day of examination. As for now, college is still being a harsh time for me. With the workload and amount of knowledge I need to absorb in my spongy brain within such a limited time, I could not even breathe an atom of oxygen in the air. Anyhow, my projectile motion result did lift my spirits somehow and hopefully this will motivate me to maintain or even improve my grades for the following exams. This is me, signing off.

0801PE04

The dawn of a new day, or rather new college. At the beginning, I was really tempted to switch class to PE02, to join my old friends in tackling the rough journey ahead as 1, like the 3 musketeers :P. However, I don't know why but somehow I feel that there are more in PE4 that can convince me to stay there for the rest of the 3 semesters. I can say that I did not regret my choice. Yes, some fellow classmates are not as friendly as I expected(no names mentioned thank you) but I met some great new friends, like BRIAN, IVAN, alex, HONG YI, and so many more.

Well, overall I do enjoy this class but the toughness and consistency-demand of A-levels is really picking up and now I do, REALLY DO miss the old form 4 and 5, where slacking half the time is really no matter. Hopefully after a few more months I can get use to this hectic lifestyle and no longer feel the effects of nostalgia.

With this, my social life ends and there goes my thought of hitting a college chick before dying an old fellow XD! Just kidding! I will be the most successful and happiest VIRGIN bachelor anyone has ever seen. Just you wait....