The 4 stages of L.O.V.E. :D

1. Lust
Haha! Now now! This word does not necessarily apply sexually only. Of course it can also apply for sexual lust too, there are many different people in the world. But for most Asians, we lonely guys and girls would normally lust(defined as crave :D) for a person of the opposite(or same) sex as a companion, usually hoping it to last for a lifetime. This craving for some attention and care from another person is the main reason why many youngsters nowadays "fall in love" so easily. It's like, "hey this chick treats me nice....wad is this special feeling? Could it be love?". Haha! The thing is, love is such a subjective feeling, that everyone in the world can be really falling in love, or nobody at all! Love exist in so many forms, that its almost impossible(statistics proven to be 99.99999999999499999% impossible :O) to find 1 definition of love, and how love SHOULD feel like.

2. Orgasm
Shoo you dirty minded fella! XD! Orgasm or reaching climax is the next stage in a relationship, where suddenly you feel you have found the perfect other half. He treats her well, she cares for him with all her heart, everything suddenly becomes just like a fairytale. This is also the best stage in any short term relationships, because after this stage(remember, i stated "short term relationships"), its to stage 3 and possibly 4 which is a bad stage of course! XD. For people who pass stage 3, much of their relationship will revolve around this stage, where there will be peaks and troughs but nothing too severe that causes permanent scar to their relationship :D!

3. Verdict
So weeks, and maybe months have passed. The couple starts to understand each other. Added with the "challenge of the future"(u know...like have to leave for studies in 2 months, or scared about parents not agreeing with u and stuffs like that), a couple will enter stage 3, which is the verdict. A strong couple with supremely deep feelings(love, in their own definition) and die-hard understanding will usually pass this stage. Some may have damaged arteries and sliced-open ventricle walls, but at the same time their hearts become not stronger but more....mutual...or as 1! They will grow more mature, and will accept and respect each others' weakness and cultures and stuff like that. Basically, those who pass this stage, will become a couple as an entity instead of a pair of human claiming to have "feelings" for each other only. As said, passed couples will go oscillating around stage 2 but those who fail will sadly, reach stage 4 :(.

4. End
What else can I say? Things just doesn't work out. Sometimes the guy cheats, sometimes the girl wants too much, other times they both just realise that initial fire that was there has been doused. To me, "love" is like a fire in a couple's heart and only by constantly "adding firewood"(u know la...constantly showing love to each other and understanding each other and tolerate each other bla bla bla) from both personals can this fire sustain its combustion reaction. Like all your BM teachers teach you, "clap with 1 hand, mana ada bunyi? bimbo ke?"

HAHA! Wish u all never reach the E of LOVE :D!

Once upon a time, there lived a poor lil girl...

it was 4am on a christmas morning...

As I was chatting online with JESSICA YONG HUI QUEEN a/p Mr. Yong....

3 ghost claimed to be the ghost of christmas past + present + future came to me and said...

Past: SOMEONE wanted boardgames...very ex le...somemore want 2 :O!
Present: ooo mamak gang alot of ppl la...maybe can share for SOMEONE's bday+farewell gift before she leaves to aussie?
Future: takeilu...

So here I am, posting this to see if the response is good... if yes then there will be a HAPPY CHILD.... notice the capitalized words... trippy huh?

LOL...FB SPM A prediction fail

LOL! Among all the things they predict, they predict my akaun to be A? HAHA! I hate accounts, I suck in accounts, and I don't take accounts....so how to get A? The only thing accurate in there is Sejarah mwahah! Oh and I know shits about chinese too XD! Prediction fail!