Emotional

Finally, all the super emo days are over! Now everything is back to normal I guess. My right knee hurts like hell though. Can't bend it for more than 1 minute also...if not will be super painful. OUCH!

My heart is more messed up than scrambled eggs. Lol. Love hate jealousy anxiety fear happiness sorrow....you name it, I got it. How I wish there is someone I can tell everything to. Maybe he/she can help me with my problems. Lol....sigh...

What have I told you? Emo days = sure rain. Today emo day is over, so didn't rain also lol! Of course, other people's emo are almost gone, but mine, is merely beginning....(beginning means at the verge of being emo, but haven't yet....i predict it to come very soon though XD)

Pimpleman - Episode 1, how the pimple came about

*Squirts*, and Posh Ness Monster has fallen. And once again, the day is safe, thanks to, Pimpleman!

~18 years ago~

Unknown Mother : I can't take this anymore!
Nurse : Doctor, it has already been two weeks. If we don't amputate now, she might not make it!
Doctor : No! The first two babies came out just 2 days after the water broke. I am sure the last one can be delivered naturally too!
Nurse : But doctor.....
Doctor : No but! Come on, ONE FINAL PUSH!
Unknown Mother : UGGHH!!!!!!!!!

*sound of crying*

Nurse : YES DOCTOR! SHE DID IT!
Unknown Mother : You...you...bad boy...girl....what gender is it doctor?
Doctor : Hmmm...based on my scanners, the baby has all the organs of a male reproductive system, but where is the .... penis? All I see is a pimple....OH THAT's the penis! Right! Hopefully it will grow in time.

On this magical day, 3 babies were born, 2 of which are twins, and 1 more which came out 2 weeks later. The mother named them Mun, Josh and Alex(in order of who came out first).

As they grew up, Alex begun to have some feelings for his elder sister, Mun, but he didn't tell her anything because he didn't want to perform incestry. However, his elder brother, Josh, always felt jealous that Mun gives Alex much more attention than she do on Josh. As Josh's jealousy start growing, so does his ... thing. Finally, on his 18th birthday, it became so big, so enormous, he has evolved into become the Posh Ness Monster!(not to be confused with the Loch Ness Monster).

But Alex's one didn't grow at all. However, unlike other manly man, he have no weakness, except for the radioactive dihydrogen oxide!(or H2O). He dare not bath in the last 18 years. However, he is not weak too. Over the years he realised he has special abilities like super strength, super lame, super speed, super boring and of course the ever famous x-ray eyes! No wonder he is always looking at Mun with blood coming out of his nostrils.

~3 months ago~

Josh : Roar! I'm going to terrorize this town! ALEX! Come out and face me or the town you loved and knew will be gone!
Alex : OMG....I need to find a secluded place to change myself into Pimpleman because I don't want to expose my secret identity which might put my beloved Mun in danger
3-year-old girl : Mister...why are you looking at me with your nostril bleeding and saying those clothes changing thing to me?....MOMMY!!!

Alex with his super speed ran to Cambodia and changed into, Pimpleman!

Anonymous dude 1 : OMG....who can save us from this evil monster?
Anonymous dudette 1 : Hey! Look up the sky!
Anonymous dudette 2 : It's a bird....
Anonymous dude 2 : It's a plane....
Anonymous nerd : It's obviously a transsexual as you can't possibly find any visible bulge in his tight rubber pants and at my camera's 100X zoom with auto focus all I see is a pimple...hence safely assumed to be a girl that has undergone surgeries to remove her frontal chest area to look more masculine
Alex : Yes, it is I, PIMPLEMAN!
Josh : You're finally here! Now I'm going to kill you!
Alex : HAH! You can't kill me. I'm invulnerable. I have no weakness! Have a taste of my fists of fury!

*bish bosh bush*

Josh : Roar! You can't bring me down that easily! I'm only 25% turned on.

*Josh went to google some porn and 1 hour 20 minutes later....*

Alex : (omg its so huge...I might not survive one blow of that monster....)
Josh : TASTE THIS!(yuck)

*bam dam yam*

Alex : Argh....ARGH!!....you have found my weakness! Too....much....dihydrogen oxide!
Josh : Now prepare for my last blow!
Alex : No...I will unleash my final attack on you....PIMPLE JUICE!
Josh : NOOO!!!!!
Alex : You're dead meat pal! Mun is MINE! Now prepare to be juicified!

*Alex start to ....ahem.... until finally....*

~today~

*Squirts*, and Posh Ness Monster has fallen. And once again, the day is safe, thanks to, Pimpleman!

So Josh was dead from the 1 drop of pimple juice that he accidentally swallowed. Alex was dead too because he squeezed his pimple...which is not a really pimple if you don't get it....lol. And Mun was happily married to a rich, tall, dark and handsome man all the way in Canada, away from his two weirdo brothers.

....The End....

The Pursue For Happiness

This is a story about a man who made the right decisions and manage to save his life, and his son's life too. This story takes place quite awhile back, at 1981 to be precise, in the well renowned New York City.

This man, lets call him dad, has invested all his life savings on a buying "bone density scanners", a technology that can be considered very new back then. Being such a new technology, and furthermore is used in medical centers like hospitals and private clinics, this device is not very recognised and many do not acknowledge its usage at all. This of course, led to dad owing alot of people, alot of money.

As the days go by, this door-to-door salesman has been selling this device and has managed to save up some money(obviously not enough to pay his debts). His lifestyle is very very poor as by selling just 1 bone scanner, which is roughly 250 US dollars, it is sufficient to support his son and his life for one whole month! He also had a wife but the wife left him after a long time of suffering the poor life. So, life is just him and his 5 year old son. Bad things lead to another, his bank accounts was forcefully emptied by the government because he couldn't pay the tax.

He only had 3 more machines left, and 1 of them was stolen by a mad person. One day, dad met this guy from a very famous broker company(aka company which buy and sell shares), and this guy recognised dad's potentials. After some time, it is this guy too who've invited him for an job interview at his company. With his brilliant speech ability, he was able to pass the interview. However, what he did not know is that the job requires him to be an internship for 3 months first, and out of the 50+ interns, only ONE will be chosen and hired as a broker. But the worst thing is, in this 3 months, he is required to work as a PAY-LESS INTERN. Can you imagine a man with only roughly 20 USD in his pocket and 2 machines(worth 250 USD each) left to survive another 3 months without pay? This is the most difficult crossroad in his life.

After much consideration, he took the job. He sold the 2 machines and managed to survive for 2 months. To his surprise, he even found his lost machine on a park too. However, one day, the person who rent him his room kicked him and his son out for not being able to pay the rent for quite some time. Life seems so hopeless at that time. He brought his son to the railway station, and because there was no place he could sleep at(no more money and still haven't sell his just found machine), he was forced to sleep in the public toilet, with his son. In there he cried the whole night.

The next day, dad tried to sell his last machine to a hospital, but the machine was broken and he couldn't get it to start. The transaction failed. Luckily, they found out that there is a local church who gives out rooms for homeless people, but of course, there are limited rooms. They made it as the last room occupants. There, free food is also provided. Thank god for them!

For the next few weeks, dad(and son) always rush out early from his work to hopefully get a room there. This has caused him to not be able to do as much as other interns do, which is vital for the fight to be hired. So, to make up to it, he has to study extra hard, and also fix his broken machine. The machine was fixed and he successfully sold it. So his next month's time is secured! But will he be hired? If he isn't hired, what will happen to him and his son?

Many things happen and then the day has finally come - The final exam. You see, besides seeing how you do during your whole time as an intern, the exams also play a vital role in being selected or not. But unlike others, who have 3 hours for the exam, he only had 2 hours and 15 minutes, because he have to take his son and rush to the church if he wants to get a room. He managed to finish the test and also rushed for a room.

One day, he was called to the boss' office. And there, the boss congratulated him. He is HIRED :D! He couldn't bare the rushing tears, and for the first time of his life, he felt what it feels like, what happiness feels like. After this life turning events, he became a super rich ass broker who is still alive today! Not sure what is his name....and yes this is based on a true life story. You can bet on it :)!

So the moral of the story is, as long as you do what your heart tells you is right, and you do it with all your heart, work hard for it, and show that you WANT it, then whatever you choose, that is the right choice! NO REGRETS :)

P.S. - He could have given up and find some low pay job and live the rest of his life hanging by the threads, but he has chosen to take the risk, to do what his heart do, and that has led him to multi-million dollar success. But what if he fails, you ask? Well, there is no "if"s in life, and there shouldn't be! Because there is no such thing as a better choice...so just do what your heart tells you to do, because until the last minute, you will never know if your decision is right or wrong! Live life with no regrets :)

BUT just so you argue, if he can't find a job then surely he'll die, then I must say, if he can survive that harsh lifestyle, I'm sure he can survive a little longer, at least until his next pay. Find part time lo maybe? Can still live in church mah haha. Can one :)!